"Why don't you sit down?"

Glen is always asking me, "Why don't you sit down to eat and rest your feet?"

Well, there are a couple reasons why I eat standing at the counter…

• As soon as I sit down, somebody will need something from the fridge or the counter or the stove.

• If I sit down, somebody will inevitably climb up in my lap and decide that the food on my plate is better than the food on their plate, even though the food is the same.

• If I sit down, I'll fall asleep.